FAQs
There are several questions we are asked on a regular basis, and I think the most basic thing is that people just don’t understand the concept of a “drinking team.” Here, I try to break it down into the simplest form that even the most simple-minded simpleton that may approach us in a bar could understand.
Q: Are you some kind of a team?
A: We are a drinking team, read the fucking shirt you moron
Q: Are those Soccer/Rugby jerseys?
A: Soccer and Rugby teams are just people trying to make an excuse to drink or trying not to have an alcohol problem. We cut out the middle man and just drink.
Q: Is there some sort of drinking team I haven’t heard of before?
A: You are a drunk fucking unemployed redneck hillbilly without a fucking license much less a car. You rode the bus here today and you are begging for a ride home. Yes, you have never heard of us because you fucking suck at life. Do not talk to me while I am busy drinking or eating.
Q: What is a “Mc Dahgo?”
A: “Dago” is the proper spelling of the common racial slur referring to Italian Americans, pronounced exactly as it is spelled with a long “a” like [dey-goh] (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/dago). A “Mc” is a racial slur for an Irishman. An Italian and an Irishman started this team, that makes it the McDagos. Now stop FUCKING IT UP!
Q: OMGosh a drinking team? That’s so cool, how do I join?
A: Stop sucking at life, if you are out drinking, you are already half cool enough. Keep drinking with us to prove your merit.
Q: Oh my gosh, I like, totally get it, I’m half Italian and half Irish, how cool is that?
Q: Oh my gosh, I’m Italian and my husband is Irish, how cool is that?
A: IT IS NOT COOL UNLESS YOU ARE BUYING US A DRINK!
I agree and violently support all of this.
February 25th, 2009 at 11:52 am